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NIU x AI x (Fake) Donald Trump



Like many people, we have been tinkering with chatGPT in recent weeks. As an experiment, I decided to ask it to write a blog post about NIU electric scooters, in the style of Donald Trump. Below is what it created, in a matter of seconds. If nothing else, we hope it might raise a laugh. Let us know what you think!


"Ladies and gentlemen, listen up! It's your favorite winner, Donald J. Trump, here to talk about something that will make the world great again—NIU electric scooters! Believe me, folks, these scooters are tremendous, and they're going to be huge for the world's population. Let me tell you why.


First of all, we all know that I have a tremendous love for energy, bigly energy. And these NIU electric scooters are energy efficient like you wouldn't believe. They're powered by electricity, which means they don't rely on dirty fossil fuels. This is a win-win situation, folks. It's great for the environment, and it's great for our wallets. With electric scooters, we'll be reducing our carbon footprint and saving money on gas. It's a beautiful thing.


Now, let's talk about convenience, because nobody loves convenience more than I do. These NIU scooters are compact, sleek, and easy to ride. They're perfect for navigating busy city streets or getting around crowded campuses. Imagine the time and stress you'll save by avoiding traffic jams and parking hassles. With a NIU electric scooter, you'll be gliding through the streets like a winner, leaving all the losers behind.


And let's not forget about the financial benefits, folks. NIU electric scooters are affordable and cost-effective. They require less maintenance than traditional scooters or cars, which means more money in your pocket. Plus, with rising fuel prices, electric scooters are a smart investment for the long run. You'll be saving money on fuel and repairs while still enjoying the freedom and convenience of personal transportation. It's a deal that even my great negotiating skills can't resist.


But wait, there's more! NIU electric scooters are also technologically advanced. They come equipped with smart features like GPS tracking, remote diagnostics, and even smartphone connectivity. It's like having a high-tech personal assistant on wheels. And you know I love technology, folks. It's the future, and we need to embrace it.


Now, some people might say, "But Donald, what about the noise? Aren't electric scooters too quiet?" Well, let me tell you, folks. Silence is golden. These scooters are quiet, but that's a good thing. It means you can peacefully cruise through your neighbourhood without disturbing anyone. It's a win for you and a win for your neighbours. We're making everyone happy here, folks.


In conclusion, switching to NIU electric scooters is a no-brainer, folks. They're energy efficient, convenient, cost-effective, technologically advanced, and even environmentally friendly. It's a winning solution for the world's population. So, let's all hop on these electric scooters, ride into the future, and make the world great again. Together, we'll be unstoppable, just like me—your favorite winner, Donald J. Trump. God bless you, God bless NIU riders, and God bless the United States of America!"

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